One Day In The Jungle

Two explorers were lost in the deep jungle.

Hungry beyond imagining, they resorted to eating all sorts of things they could get their hands on: berries, roots, leaves, anything plant, but no animal, as they were too quick for them.

Suddenly, one of them spied an ape, laying helpless. It was obvious the poor fellow had fallen from a branch, and had died upon impact with the ground. Hurriedly, one of the men ran up to it, scooping it up.

"Jenkins! Look!" he exclaimed to his friend. "God has smiled on us, and given us this tasty treat!"

"Wait a minute, Collins," his friend admonished. "You can't eat it raw! We must cook it first!"

"Nonsense!" Collins said. "There's no wrong way to eat a Rhesus!"