Teabaggers and Birthers and Morans, Oh My! Part One

Hey, anyone here goin got the big protest on Jan. 20? You know, the one that the Teabaggers are planning? No? Haven't heard of it?
How could you not? It's the one they're planning to protest 'high taxes, too-large
government, traditional American values, etc.'
Oh, and to protest against the "Socialist, Communist, Muslim (or, as it's been
spelled sometimes, "Muslin") Foreign-born Non-American "president", Barack HUSSEIN Obama!"

Yep, they're choosing the date of Obama's swearing-in as President, as a national day of protest. As in, "Everyone boycott shopping, stay home from work, don't see movies; show them, that we're an economic force to be RECKONED WITH!!"

Yeah.....that'll work....

Some of us, can't stay home from work BECAUSE WE'RE ALREADY HOME FROM WORK, due to Bush The Lesser's Administration's bending over and screwing the economy and the Constitution like a drunk sailor on leave in a bordello. (My apologies to sailors and 'working girls', for the disgusting and unflattering comparison).

It's not going to work, no matter what Fake News says. They'll probably show the same clip of the 'last protest' (which wasn't the last protest AT ALL), and close-ups of actual protesters, to hide their numbers. As for the name Teabaggers....

Sorry, but I will NOT call these clowns 'Tea Party Patriots'. They were first known as Teabaggers, and Teabaggers they will be.

Let me ask you a question....If you're in a valid, fact-filled political discussion, which salient points from both sides being presented, but the person you're talking to, is dressed up in a red, white, and blue jumpsuit, with a star-spangled vest, wearing oversized novelty sunglasses (also red, white, and blue), their face painted with flags, holding a sign accusing the President of being a Communist/Socialist/Musim(n)/tax raiser/etc. (while being somewhat poorly spelled), and topped off with a broadbrimmed hat, with teabags hanging from the brim all over their faces-----how SERIOUS would you take them? I couldn't! I'd be stifling my laughs, and rather poorly at that. Sorry, but when you're dressed like a color-blind clown, and expect me to treat you seriously, YOU LOSE THE ARGUMENT. PERIOD.

As for Birthers....Geeze....

I was going to go on about them, but I'll save that for later. Don't want to have your heads explode...